Ph34r my 1337n355.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGING TO ME, you snotty little sychophants.

Sang is cool. And spiffy. And 1337.



That is all.

This entry was by HRH, Li Min!!

(Sang wrote that last bit.)


Sang: We are in the sch lib...Heh heh...Li Min is 'absorbing' caffein into her veins.

Li Min: It aids my chakra. I need my Inner Qi!


Sang: Have you even found your inner Qi?!

Li Min: I AM THE INNER QI.

Sang: You are the inner nut!

Li Min: Silence, woman! You are disturbing the clairivoyant vibrations!

Sang: Vibrations!! So you are the one who absorbed the viberations from my handphone, you evil one!

Li Min:Oh shut up, you lesbian fruitcake.

Sang: Lesbian fruitcake?!!! Who's the one who goes on about GAY PRIDE?!

Li Min: Erm... you? And you have raisins, you fruitcake. I HATE RAISINS.

Sang: Earth to Li Min, Earth to Li Min..IF i am a fruitcake, I'd be filled with rum not with raisins. That's ur kind of fruitcake!

Li Min: So what... I'm supposed to eat you?! This is a very lesbian moment for Sang. Either that or she's one of those who wants people to kill her and eat her, like those bloody germans you read about in the news. KIDS, STAY AWAY.

Sang: I'm speechless!

Li Min: I'm inherently gifted with powers beyond your imagination.

Sang: Sweetness, you're like an evil figment of my imagination that i'm deleteing...beep..........deleted!


Li Min: Why thank you. Figment... would that make a me a dried meditarreanean fruit?

Sang: You prune!

Li Min: LESBIAN FRUITCAKE.

Sang: Ahhh...Li Min's new name-Lesbian Fruitcake........Ha-ha!

Li Min: See, I don't fantasize about Angelina Jolie. How can I be remotely lesbian?

Sang: Who knows your inner thoughts?

Li Min: Myself, and they are certainly not homosexual ones, thankyouverymuch. I'm quite sure of that.

Sang: Oh yeah?! I bet you think about Natalie Portman before sleeping each night! She's like your 'Mr. Sandman'!

Li Min: Except that she's not a Mr. So that would make your point invalid. You disturb me.

Sang: Baby, you already are disturbed!

Li Min: By you.

Sang: No I think that occured on Nov 22, 86.

Li Min: SO YOU WERE THE ONE STALKING MY HOSPITAL. I KNEW IT.

Sang: Yes, that was me! A 2-year old toddler wobbling around in diapers with a knife in my hand!!!

Li Min: Unnatural creature.

Sang: At least I knew what I was doing, at such a young age....Intelligence runs in my baby blood!

Li Min: Unnatural creature.

Sang: Ladies and Gentlemen and nice ppl who read my blog....Tan Li Min's vocabulary has come to a stop...

Li Min: Unnatural creature. Anyway, back to the whole point of this -- We cool, you not.

Sang: Exactly.....We Cool YOU! NOT.....HAHAHAHAH

Li Min: Now please excuse us. We're going to traipse off to indulge in a delightfully intellectual conversation about the influence of Aristotle on Alexander the Great.

Sang: With a cup of tea.

Li Min: And scones. SANS RAISINS. Merci beaucoup

Prom and More

I swear, my comp at home is having cancer. It refuses to go to many sites.....Anyway, a lot has happened since I last blogged. Firstly, prom....It was cool...Mingy brought me...He was a sweet thing...Made me hold his arm and all incase I lost balance (with the heals). He was a real gentleman thruout the whole evening....(Though he ditched me at the dancefloor) He even brought me home as it was already 1a.m and he didn't want me to take a cab alone.....Awwww...Thanks Mingy....

I was a total crabby b*t*h the whole of last week....Just wasn't feeling like being sociable.....Prob becoz I just realised how frigging close it is to prelims and As'....groannnn.......

Watched the India vs New Zealand Hockey match on sat...Bloody Umpire!!

Well, it's mon 2day and I'm in school rite now. Will blog soon! Ciao

Girl, Interrupted

Watched Behind The Scenes of Girl Interrupted just now on channel i. Tomorrow the movie will be shown on channel i at 10p.m...Not sure if mom will let me watch it becoz of the numerous times I've watched it. She doesn't understand why a person has to watch a movie more than 5 times...I remember the first time I watched...It was the premier on HBO in Nov 2001....I was 17 years old just like Susanna Kaysen, the character Winona Ryder played....Till today it has remained as one of my fave movies....It's not because of the cast (which include Angelina Jolie, Whoopi Goldberg, Vanessa Redgrave and Jared Leto), instead it's because the movie possess the ability to connect to people, especially young girls. The times when we're confused, when we're stuck at that point where everything is racing and our minds are hosting mental blocks...We've been there and back again....Have you ever wanted to stop something, but know you don't have the power to and all you can do is breakdown? You wanna tear your heart out coz you dun understand the shit that's swarming around and no one else can help u, not even you..You feel like you're falling in a dark bottomless pit...Your feet'll never reach the bottom....These strangling thoughts appear in most of our minds but whether we're concsious when it comes, is another thing......