Ph34r my 1337n355.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGING TO ME, you snotty little sychophants.
Sang is cool. And spiffy. And 1337.
That is all.
This entry was by HRH, Li Min!!
(Sang wrote that last bit.)
Sang: We are in the sch lib...Heh heh...Li Min is 'absorbing' caffein into her veins.
Li Min: It aids my chakra. I need my Inner Qi!
Sang: Have you even found your inner Qi?!
Li Min: I AM THE INNER QI.
Sang: You are the inner nut!
Li Min: Silence, woman! You are disturbing the clairivoyant vibrations!
Sang: Vibrations!! So you are the one who absorbed the viberations from my handphone, you evil one!
Li Min:Oh shut up, you lesbian fruitcake.
Sang: Lesbian fruitcake?!!! Who's the one who goes on about GAY PRIDE?!
Li Min: Erm... you? And you have raisins, you fruitcake. I HATE RAISINS.
Sang: Earth to Li Min, Earth to Li Min..IF i am a fruitcake, I'd be filled with rum not with raisins. That's ur kind of fruitcake!
Li Min: So what... I'm supposed to eat you?! This is a very lesbian moment for Sang. Either that or she's one of those who wants people to kill her and eat her, like those bloody germans you read about in the news. KIDS, STAY AWAY.
Sang: I'm speechless!
Li Min: I'm inherently gifted with powers beyond your imagination.
Sang: Sweetness, you're like an evil figment of my imagination that i'm deleteing...beep..........deleted!
Li Min: Why thank you. Figment... would that make a me a dried meditarreanean fruit?
Sang: You prune!
Li Min: LESBIAN FRUITCAKE.
Sang: Ahhh...Li Min's new name-Lesbian Fruitcake........Ha-ha!
Li Min: See, I don't fantasize about Angelina Jolie. How can I be remotely lesbian?
Sang: Who knows your inner thoughts?
Li Min: Myself, and they are certainly not homosexual ones, thankyouverymuch. I'm quite sure of that.
Sang: Oh yeah?! I bet you think about Natalie Portman before sleeping each night! She's like your 'Mr. Sandman'!
Li Min: Except that she's not a Mr. So that would make your point invalid. You disturb me.
Sang: Baby, you already are disturbed!
Li Min: By you.
Sang: No I think that occured on Nov 22, 86.
Li Min: SO YOU WERE THE ONE STALKING MY HOSPITAL. I KNEW IT.
Sang: Yes, that was me! A 2-year old toddler wobbling around in diapers with a knife in my hand!!!
Li Min: Unnatural creature.
Sang: At least I knew what I was doing, at such a young age....Intelligence runs in my baby blood!
Li Min: Unnatural creature.
Sang: Ladies and Gentlemen and nice ppl who read my blog....Tan Li Min's vocabulary has come to a stop...
Li Min: Unnatural creature. Anyway, back to the whole point of this -- We cool, you not.
Sang: Exactly.....We Cool YOU! NOT.....HAHAHAHAH
Li Min: Now please excuse us. We're going to traipse off to indulge in a delightfully intellectual conversation about the influence of Aristotle on Alexander the Great.
Sang: With a cup of tea.
Li Min: And scones. SANS RAISINS. Merci beaucoup
Sang is cool. And spiffy. And 1337.
That is all.
This entry was by HRH, Li Min!!
(Sang wrote that last bit.)
Sang: We are in the sch lib...Heh heh...Li Min is 'absorbing' caffein into her veins.
Li Min: It aids my chakra. I need my Inner Qi!
Sang: Have you even found your inner Qi?!
Li Min: I AM THE INNER QI.
Sang: You are the inner nut!
Li Min: Silence, woman! You are disturbing the clairivoyant vibrations!
Sang: Vibrations!! So you are the one who absorbed the viberations from my handphone, you evil one!
Li Min:Oh shut up, you lesbian fruitcake.
Sang: Lesbian fruitcake?!!! Who's the one who goes on about GAY PRIDE?!
Li Min: Erm... you? And you have raisins, you fruitcake. I HATE RAISINS.
Sang: Earth to Li Min, Earth to Li Min..IF i am a fruitcake, I'd be filled with rum not with raisins. That's ur kind of fruitcake!
Li Min: So what... I'm supposed to eat you?! This is a very lesbian moment for Sang. Either that or she's one of those who wants people to kill her and eat her, like those bloody germans you read about in the news. KIDS, STAY AWAY.
Sang: I'm speechless!
Li Min: I'm inherently gifted with powers beyond your imagination.
Sang: Sweetness, you're like an evil figment of my imagination that i'm deleteing...beep..........deleted!
Li Min: Why thank you. Figment... would that make a me a dried meditarreanean fruit?
Sang: You prune!
Li Min: LESBIAN FRUITCAKE.
Sang: Ahhh...Li Min's new name-Lesbian Fruitcake........Ha-ha!
Li Min: See, I don't fantasize about Angelina Jolie. How can I be remotely lesbian?
Sang: Who knows your inner thoughts?
Li Min: Myself, and they are certainly not homosexual ones, thankyouverymuch. I'm quite sure of that.
Sang: Oh yeah?! I bet you think about Natalie Portman before sleeping each night! She's like your 'Mr. Sandman'!
Li Min: Except that she's not a Mr. So that would make your point invalid. You disturb me.
Sang: Baby, you already are disturbed!
Li Min: By you.
Sang: No I think that occured on Nov 22, 86.
Li Min: SO YOU WERE THE ONE STALKING MY HOSPITAL. I KNEW IT.
Sang: Yes, that was me! A 2-year old toddler wobbling around in diapers with a knife in my hand!!!
Li Min: Unnatural creature.
Sang: At least I knew what I was doing, at such a young age....Intelligence runs in my baby blood!
Li Min: Unnatural creature.
Sang: Ladies and Gentlemen and nice ppl who read my blog....Tan Li Min's vocabulary has come to a stop...
Li Min: Unnatural creature. Anyway, back to the whole point of this -- We cool, you not.
Sang: Exactly.....We Cool YOU! NOT.....HAHAHAHAH
Li Min: Now please excuse us. We're going to traipse off to indulge in a delightfully intellectual conversation about the influence of Aristotle on Alexander the Great.
Sang: With a cup of tea.
Li Min: And scones. SANS RAISINS. Merci beaucoup
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