Here's a conversation my friend, Dan, and I had a cpl of weeks ago regarding Crocs. Enjoy.
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Me: Dan Dan I joined this group on facebook yesterday that totally unites against Crocs. The new Crocs Hate Group! After joining, the first person I thought of was u, coz of our shared hatred on them, horrid crocs!
Dan: Sang....
Me: yes?
Dan: I sinned
Me: How so?
Dan: I saw this fake version in a Japanese store. And i thought it would be fun to get my mom one since she needs real soft footwear with protection because of her surgery! So I got her one! Anyway, it's fake, so it won’t benefit the crocs manufacturer!
Me: What?!
Dan: and…
Me: ooo u have joined the crocs ppl!!! Fake or not fake.. still crocs!
Dan: I decided to get myself one too, and swore not to be seen outside wearing them and will just be for the bedroom. it doesn’t even have crocs in them!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dan : I still find them hideous!
Me: DAN DAN!!
Dan: I swear!
Me: Disappointment!
Dan: I still find them repulsive!
Me: But u wear them!
Dan: Actually no.
Me: And soon u'll wear them out
Dan: Coz the one I got for mom didn’t fit her coz of her bandages so I gave her mine. See! It’s a medical reason.
Me: They're like a little feet communists party....they'll turn u against the face of fashion!!
Dan: And I haven’t worn them. So I’m still clean.
Me: Alright, so u still can be saved. The war against Crocs-ism
Dan: But come on. They are really soft alright.
Me: Yeah but still repulsive.
Dan: And they're fake! I wouldn’t buy the original! Pricey for such ugly shoes.
Me: I’d rather bear the pain.
Dan: So yeah, I might buy the fake ones for the room. hahaha. Just for the bedroom and in the end, it will result to the death of crocs because they’ll lose money to the fake manufacturers
Me: Yes but one day, wearing in the room will extend to the living room, then the rest of the house and god forbid, outside in the garden!!!
Dan: hahahahahahaha. You make it sound like it's a disease
Me: It is a disease!! A disease of unsightliness!!
Dan: hahahahah
Me: Sigh.
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No crocs were harmed before, during and after this conversation! Really.