What did I read today?

I read how to neuter pigs (don't ask).

What pissed me off today?

The fucking jam from Newton to Scotts at 8am that caught me for 45 minutes!

What made me happy today?

The constant thought of Saturday (hello forgotten episodes).

What amazed me today?

That fainting, blackouts, etc. can still happen regardless of how much or little I have for breakfast.

And it's only 12.30 in the afternoon so far.